This T-Shirt reads "Jersey Girl - What's Not To Love"

According to Chris:

My cousin and her family live near Belmar, and I've visited on a number of occasions, and ALWAYS get lost... all these signs, "No Turns... All Turns... U and Right Turns... All Traffic..." and these Berlin-Wall style barricades between the 2 sides of any divided highway that just say, Even if you were driving a tank, there is no WAY you are getting over to that Starbucks on the other side of Route 35 without going 15 miles out of your way and looping back.  Anyway, it's a quirky Jersey thing that only a real New Jersey (-an? -ite?) can really handle.  PS - The map below, I think that's the exact place where I almost punched my fist through the windshield of my rented Geo Metro...

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