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"I'll Never Move To The Suburbs" -- that just about says it all, huh?  In this t-shirt, we have our girl triumphantly pumping her fist in the air, surrounded by beautiful urban chaos. Now, we know sometimes, in nuptial bliss, with little ones on the way or already here, the lure of green lawns and side-by-side washers and dryers can be too much to resist. But if you can hang on and fight the good fight, we've got your back.  This tshirt is a great gift for friends of yours who have moved to places like Schaumburg or Renton or Chandler or King of Prussia, or Braintree or Falls Church or Poway or Mesquite or Pembroke Pines... you get the picture!

According to Chris:

I'm a Fool For the City!  I Belong to the City!  The City is where I'd rather stay -- I get allergic smelling hay!  Who needs a house out in Hackensack?  Is that all you get for your money??  Well... I DO live in the great city of Chicago USA, and when I first moved here I became keenly aware of the distinction between folks who lived in area code 312 (and later 773) vs. those "708ers".  And when I started the company, one of our first tees was the famous, "773 FOREVER, I'll Never Move to Naperville" t-shirt.  And it just became a cemented, ongoing joke of "CITY GOOD, SUBURBS BAD" -- "CITY FUN, SUBURBS BORING" -- and "CITY HAS GREAT CHARACTER, SUBURBS HAVE STRIP MALLS" -- I have even frequently joked we'd have a bar crawl someday that went to TGI Friday's, Chili's, Applebee's, Bennigan's, Ruby Tuesday, and The Cheesecake Factory -- we'll see.

Anyway, as someone who grew up in a small town, and has spent a lot of time in places like Kendall, Coral Springs, Deer Park, Los Gatos, and Ahwatukee, I'm one to talk!  But if you love the city, if you plan to stay there EVEN IF you mate and reproduce, this is the t-shirt for you!

See our features: Chicago Daily Herald Article on My Meeting with George Pradel, the Mayor of Naperville, Illinois; Awful Dorky picture of me in article in Chicago Sun-Times; Chicago Tribune Feature.