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The "California - We're Perfect" Tee has been one of our best-selling tees in its various forms through the years, and for true lovers of the Golden State, truer words were never spoken. Although CA may have a FEW problems here and there... it's as close to perfect as we get here in the USA.  The design on this shirt features a US Map with California -- called out with a smiley face, saying "California, We're Perfect" -- and calling out what is wrong with every other place in the country.  Everywhere else is "Too" something or has "Too Much" something, like: Too Much Caffeine (Seattle), Too Many Potatoes (Idaho), Too Much Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (Texas), Too Windy (Chicago), Too Humid (The South), Too Much Shuffleboard (Florida), Too Pushy (NY), etc... so, if you want to put the rest of America in their place, California, this is the tshirt to do it with!  This tee makes a great gift for California Ex-Pats, and is great too for any Californian traveling east.

According to Chris:

We had originally done a version of this tee for Chicago way back when we started, and then versions for other places. But in the interest of originality and unique-ness, we have decided now to ONLY nationally offer the California version of this USA Map Tee.  We think this tee really reflects the "We've Got It All" attitude of Cali, and I can vouch personally.  It's got the highest highs and the lowest lows... (Mt. Whitney, highest peak in the Continental US - and Death Valley, lowest point in the US) - I have been to the low point, "Badwater Basin" - and someday me and my friend Fred are going to climb up to Mt. Whitney.  California also has 8 national parks, mostly great weather, everything grows there, and you can go from the mountains to the desert to the beach to the big city all in one day.  As I said in "The California Girl" - I have lived and traveled all over California, and it is an endlessly fascinating place.